17th
Keeping a low profile so you don't have to.
thetravelbelle:jessewright: (via Molly | Orangette)
finally, summer is here. [thanks jesse!]
q u i g l e y (via @jessewright)Quigley! Wheaten Terriers (assuming!) are given the best names. Here are some names of Wheatens that I personally know:
Merlin
Lilly
Paddington
Oscar
Rufus
DarlaThese are also names for unfortunate Tribeca toddlers, I suppose, but I don’t personally know any of them.
wheaten: confirmed. quigley’s siblings= macduff (duffy), sullivan (sully), and fergus (the one who whines constantly but deserves love anyway — he’s a kerry blue, tho i don’t know dogs well enough to say if the breed fully explains his loveable air of little bitchitude). on the terrible name watch list for any aspirants out there: wheatie (though i’d totally brake for that tribeca toddler. nah, scratch that: stupid hippie.)
r e a d (via @jessewright)
husbands who know their way around ye olde photoshop are soso boss.
trivs: my first-ever GPOYW. feels dirty.
mightaswell:bohemea: Zooey Deschanel - Marie Claire, July 2009
Another reason Zooey’s ‘done wearing polyester’ — she’s the spokesHipster for cotton.
People have to stop complaining about people getting married and having to go to weddings. There are people fighting to be able to get married. It’s a big deal to people. If someone you know being happy makes you so sad about you, go eat a slice of cake and then work on your vision board or something… And if they have a band, forget it. You’re in for a time and a half if you play your cards right and start with champagne before the ceremony. Wedding bands are fucking hilarious and it’s a privilage to be in the same room as them.
Honestly, it’s like being the cool roommate on The Real World. Are you gonna kick back in the hot tub with a brewsky and have some laughs or are you gonna call someone a racist on the first night? Everyone needs to chill out, dawg.