Oct
30th
Thu
30th
do not use your caps lock. or else.Buy this for your parents and grandma, because you love them.
Crap. Someone is so getting me this for my birthday next week, and it will feel about as awesome as that lump of coal in your stocking. Or, for my fellow Jews, that terrible nightgown on the fifth night of Hanukkah from a great-aunt that you must say thank-you for.